The Accidental Vampire Av Lynsay Sands

<p>Ever since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp, Elvi Black''s been catching her z''s in a coffin, staying out of the sun, and giving up garlic. She knows there''s more to being undead than what she saw in <em>Dracula</em>, but she can''t very well ask her mortal friends about proper biting etiquette. But when her neighbors placed a personal ad for her in the local paper, she never imagined she''d meet Victor Argeneau, a vampire who could have his pick of any woman—dead or alive.</p><p>Rich, powerful, and drop—dead gorgeous, Victor''s the perfect man for a novice neck—biter like Elvi. He''s willing to teach her everything he knows, but he''ll have to do it fast. Someone''s out to put a stake through her new vamp life, and only Victor can keep her safe—and satisfied—for all eternity.</p>