Wow, You Look Terrible How to Parent Less and Live More

<b>From <i>Jimmy Kimmel Live! </i>co-head writer Danny Ricker comes a self-help manifesto for parents on the brink of despair, guaranteed to help you reclaim the three things you lost when you had kids: your time, your money, and your mind.</b><br><br>You used to be a person. A real one—with hobbies, expendable income, and sex that was <i>at least</i> semi-annual. But then you had kids, and the more you became a parent, the less you became yourself. You love your children deeply, but most days you feel like nothing more than a butler in sweatpants. That ends today. (Just the second part. You can still love your kids.)<br><br><i>Wow, You Look Terrible! </i>is a beacon of hope to beleaguered parents across the globe. The revolutionary child-rearing techniques within will teach you how to:<br><ul><li>Save money on soccer by having your child join a cult</li><li>Throw your kid’s entire birthday party in 17 minutes flat</li><li>Get shredded abs while pulling your toddler out of a bounce house</li><li>Rid your life of the Easter Bunny once and for all</li><li>And much, much more!</li></ul><br>With a foreword by late-night scamp Jimmy Kimmel, and brimming with perfect advice, harrowing tales, quizzes, charts, scams, schemes, swear words, and bold-faced lies that will tip the balance of power back in your favor, <i>Wow, You Look Terrible! </i>will make you a bona fide human again by setting you on the righteous path of parenting less and living more.